Sheldon:: Young

I am calibrating the pressure valves, Georgie. If I can achieve laminar flow, I can increase the pour rate by 14% while maintaining optimal carbonation. You should be thanking me.

Or maybe something focusing on trying to teach Sheldon a "normal" skill like fishing? Young Sheldon:

While my family failed to appreciate my contribution to the school's infrastructure, I took solace in the fact that for one glorious afternoon, the student body of Medford High experienced the most scientifically perfect Orange Blast in the tri-county area. Also, I smelled like citrus for a week. It was quite refreshing. I am calibrating the pressure valves, Georgie

The cafeteria is buzzing. Nine-year-old Sheldon, wearing a crisp short-sleeved button-down and a perfectly knotted bowtie, stands before the soda fountain with a clipboard. He is staring intensely at the "Orange Blast" nozzle. Or maybe something focusing on trying to teach

(To himself) Unacceptable. The turbulence in the flow is creating an excessive CO2-to-syrup ratio, leading to premature effervescence and a subpar mouthfeel.