Walden, lounging on the couch with a green juice that cost more than Alan's car, didn't look up. "Alan, the last time you tried to be 'mysterious,' the police questioned you for three hours because you were lurking near a mailbox."
"Walden!" he shouted, scurrying into the living room. "I’ve decided. Tonight, I am a man of mystery. I am the shadow in the night. I am... going to the local library’s silent auction." Watch Two And a Half Men S11E21
Just then, Jenny—Charlie’s long-lost daughter—stumbled in, smelling faintly of cheap tequila and bad decisions. "Hey, roomies. Anyone seen my dignity? I think I left it at a dive bar called 'The Rusty Anchor' or in the back of a Prius. It’s a toss-up." Walden, lounging on the couch with a green
As Walden and Jenny began debating the merits of living a life without responsibility, Alan realized he had accidentally bid on a "Romantic Weekend for Two" at a bed-and-breakfast in Solvang. Tonight, I am a man of mystery
Alan Harper was staring at his reflection in the mirror, practicing his "I’m an alpha male" face, which mostly just looked like he had a mild toothache.