Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing her usual grim expression and carrying a heavy industrial-sized mop. Berta? Alan asked, bewildered. What are you doing here?
Charlie took a sip of his drink and shrugged. Details, Alan. Details. All I know is that this specific episode is a classic. It’s the one where I try to prove to a beautiful woman that I am deep, sensitive, and profoundly intellectual.
Alan scoffed loudly. You? Intellectual? The only thing deep about you is the pocket you keep your bookie's phone number in. Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04
Because, Charlie gestured grandly at the television. This bar has the only cable package in Malibu that is currently playing season five, episode four of Two and a Half Men.
Next to him sat Alan, nursing a drink that was mostly ice and cranberry juice, looking intensely stressed about something that was undoubtedly trivial. Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing
Alan rubbed his temples, feeling a familiar tension headache brewing behind his eyes. Charlie, we are not characters in a sitcom. We are real people. Now let’s go home before Jake burns the kitchen down trying to microwave a turkey.
Alan checked his watch for the third time in two minutes. Charlie, we really should get back. Jake is alone at the house, and you know he has that history project due tomorrow. What are you doing here
Charlie didn’t take his eyes off the screen. Relax, Alan. Jake is fine. He’s probably ordered a pizza and is currently teaching your laptop how to digest cheese. Besides, I can't leave yet. Why not? Alan asked, sounding genuinely exhausted.