: SCP-1357-B tickets are mailed to families on the 13th of every month, though the source remains unknown to the SCP Foundation .

: Upon entry, costumed human entities designated as SCP-1357-A appear throughout the park.

: While it features standard amusement rides and bumper cars, the park also manifests surreal attractions like sapient foodstuffs , extradimensional portals , and temporal displacements .

: At least two subjects in a romantic relationship.

: Spanning approximately 4km², the park is accessible through four ticket booths located at the cardinal directions.