[s13e18] Patrick The Mailman -

"Well," Patrick said, wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead. "At least I didn't forget the most important rule of the mail." "Which is?" Sheldon demanded.

But as the day wore on, the "Starfish System" began to unravel. Patrick realized that the letters had addresses on them, which he interpreted as "suggestions." He began sorting mail by flavor. The pink envelopes looked like strawberry, so he delivered them to the local candy shop. The blue ones looked like the ocean, so he threw them back into the sea to "return them to their families." [S13E18] Patrick The Mailman

It started because SpongeBob was sick with the Suds again, and the mail was piling up like a mountain of soggy kelp. Patrick, seeing his best friend in distress, didn't just take the mailbag—illegally, mind you—he took an oath. "Well," Patrick said, wiping a bead of sweat