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Morty sighs, following Rick out to the garage as a rogue sleigh-ship streaks across the sky, blasting festive synth-wave music.

Rick takes a loud, aggressive sip of a flask labeled 'SANTA'S TEARS' and burps directly into Morty’s face. "Relax, Morty. It’s a classic holiday tradition. You take the family, you stick them in a high-stakes, legally distinct sci-fi parody of a 1980s comedy, and you wait for the third-act catharsis. It's practically formulaic." Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation

"Rick, I—I think we messed up. This isn't the family vacation you promised." Morty sighs, following Rick out to the garage