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He returned to the "Dummies" guide. He realized he had been overthinking the tension—treating the wool like a math problem rather than a rhythm. He took a breath, loosened his grip, and followed the diagram for the "Long-Tail Cast-On."

The book promised a "zen-like experience," but by Tuesday, Arthur was in a state of yarn-induced combat. He had accidentally created something that looked less like a scarf and more like a fishing net for a very small, very confused whale. He’d dropped stitches, added stitches where none belonged, and at one point, managed to knit his sleeve into the project. Knitting For Dummies

Arthur glanced at the yellow book on the coffee table and winked. "Let’s just say I followed the instructions for the exceptionally brave." He returned to the "Dummies" guide