John, The Zombie | CONFIRMED ⟶ |

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: While terrorizing the locals, John is technically searching for a legendary "dragon's flower" that might reverse his condition. John, The Zombie

Johnwood is a place where hardware stores sell frozen brains and horses are rumored to fly. As John, your "story" is one of bizarre skill acquisition. By consuming the brains of the town’s "dumbest citizens," John absorbs their talents. This leads to a series of increasingly absurd scenarios: See John's absurd journey from scientist to cycling

See John's absurd journey from scientist to cycling zombie in action: Let's Play: John The Zombie Part 1 YouTube · The Lost One Gaming John The Zombie--Eating Brains, Riding Bikes YouTube · Wee Hours Games

: While terrorizing the locals, John is technically searching for a legendary "dragon's flower" that might reverse his condition.

Johnwood is a place where hardware stores sell frozen brains and horses are rumored to fly. As John, your "story" is one of bizarre skill acquisition. By consuming the brains of the town’s "dumbest citizens," John absorbs their talents. This leads to a series of increasingly absurd scenarios: