Jenny Simons Apr 2026

"You know why you're here, Jenny," Wendy squeaked, not looking up. "The list. You had a hand in it".

As school let out, the mountain air turned biting. Jenny began the walk home, passing the local cemetery where the "Goth Kids" sat, drinking coffee and smoking, complaining about the inherent "pain" of existence. Normally, she ignored them, but today their nihilism felt almost refreshing compared to the petty drama of the popularity polls. jenny simons

Below is a story inspired by the South Park character, who is often depicted as a background student navigating the chaotic social hierarchy of middle school. The List and the Long Walk Home "You know why you're here, Jenny," Wendy squeaked,

Jenny looked at the small crack in the concrete—hardly an abyss—and then back at the school they had just left. She realized then that everyone in South Park was stuck in their own version of a broken sidewalk, whether it was a social list, a literal hole, or the crushing weight of middle school politics. As school let out, the mountain air turned biting