: Perform exorcisms (which often require the priest to be drunk), conduct confessions through quick-time events, and even illegally sell holy water.
: A standalone prologue called Priest Simulator: Heavy Duty is available for free on Steam.
: Use a divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons, from holy shotguns and pitchforks to telekinetic gloves used for throwing heavy objects at enemies. DOWNLOAD FILE – Priest Simulator.torrent
Functional but "janky"; some reviewers noted unoptimized performance and clunky driving mechanics.
: Presented as a mockumentary , the story follows your quest to recover your lost powers and return to Hell. You'll deal with "Shatanists," possessed villagers, and a deadly chilli-eating contest. : Perform exorcisms (which often require the priest
: Drive around the village in a small car to clean up "Shatanic" graffiti and collect Black Metal (cassette tapes) used for weapon upgrades. Review Summary Humour
is a bizarre, unapologetic action mockumentary where you play as Orlok , a vampire who accidentally becomes a priest in the strange Polish village of San de Ville . The game is a chaotic blend of first-person combat, sandbox exploration, and unconventional church management that prides itself on being unhinged and intentionally "unprofessional." Key Game Features : Drive around the village in a small
Polarising; depends on your tolerance for crude, absurdist, and intentionally poorly translated dialogue.